sadly, killing any oil executive will not cause a work stoppage or any reduction of production at any oil corporation. because companies are unsentimental and many of these executives are entirely extraneous to production. you know what will slow production? a concerted strike by workers.

you can literally never go wrong with having diners in your story regardless of its genre. like they're false beacons of hope, they're safe havens for the lost and unwanted, they exist as a bridge between worlds, they're haunted by the memories of all the people who have been there before, they're both cozy and eerie, and they're literally always there. every town has a diner. every town knows what those flickering red lights mean. and stories about diners never fail to fuck severely.

I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it

One of my mom’s friends, Hugh, went to France and they had a lot of trouble pronouncing his name because the entire thing was silent.

salut je m'appelle [REDACTED]

lol when I lived in France my host family had a friend names Hugh. We saw him and his family a lot.

They pronounced it “oog” and I didn’t know until the day before I left France that his name was Hugh. I just thought he had some weird caveman nickname 😭

that is hands down the funniest addition to this post

Someone please add that post where someone phoneticized English names into Irish/Gaelige and we ended up with Séason, I am begging you

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i think about this often

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Dark Souls by Catalystz in 1:25:27


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the-trash-eating-llama asked:

Have you ever partaken in the flesh of another?

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This one shall do nicely.

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35 miles, happy 24 hours.

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24 miles, 19 hours and ticking.

It’s ok, take your time

Hog swill

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Might take a minute.

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Back on track, 20 miles ~20 hours, might need a medic.

Buddy???

Found the portal, expect my corpse to arrive in 17-20 hours.


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What the hell

Chewbacca: [translated from Wookie] my name is chewbacca i'm a 200 year old war hero from KashyykALT
Chewie, standing next to Han Solo: And this is my best friend, a 22 year old weed dealer from jail.ALT

i firmly believe everything we learn about Chewie only makes his friendship with Han funnier

(kofi requests are open!)

found footage horror is when there's a scene that looks like this

A green-tinted night vision capture of a raccoon standing close to the camera, its eyes reflective in the dark.ALT

A screenshot of a person with shoulder length, light colored hair crawling towards the camera. They are shot in a green-tinted night vision footage style, and their eyes reflect the light. The shot is taken from the film 'REC'.ALT
A screenshot of a person with short curly dark hair and a moustache looking back at a night vision camera, eyes reflective in its recording light. The shot is taken from the film 'The Tunnel'.ALT
A screenshot of half a person's face, with short hair and some facial hair, looking into the feed of a night vision camera from the left hand side. The rest of their face is offscreen. Behind them, eyes glint in the dark, betraying the presence of things on the cieling. Their eyes are also reflecting the light of the camera. The shot is taken from the film Cloverfield.ALT
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